Kenapa Bangga Menjadi Orang Indonesia

01. Cuma di indonesia seseorang bisa punya KTP lebih dari satu. 

02. Cuma di indonesia seseorang bisa punya SIM tanpa test

03. BAHKAN... Cuma di indonesia seseorang bisa NYETIR TANPA punya SIM

04. Cuma di indonesia anak SD bisa beli rokok.

05. Cuma di indonesia jumlah Blackberry Black Market yang beredar lebih banyak dari blackberry yang legal

06. Cuma di Indonesia para koruptor dipersilahkan kabur ke luar negeri.

07. Cuma di Indonesia PEMERINTAH-NYA MURAH HATI. Bagi bagi pulau, lagu daerah sampe tarian daerah kepada negara tetangga secara GRATIIIIIISSSSS !!!!

08. Cuma di Indonesia segala urusan bisa kelar dengan hanya menggunakan UANG

09. Cuma di Indonesia kita bisa BUANG SAMPAH dimana mana tanpa denda

10. Cuma di Indonesia kita bisa naik angkutan umum tanpa harus nunggu di halte, dimana aja bisa (asal gak ada polisi)

11. Cuma di Indonesia makanan makanan bekas dan KADALUWARSA bisa di sulap menjadi makanan siap jual lagi

12. Cuma di Indonesia kita bisa OFF ROAD di jalan raya. (jalanannya gak ada yg beres)

13. Cuma di Indonesia pesawat gak di apa-apain bisa jatuh.

14. Cuma di Indonesia, jembatan baru bangeeet jadi, mur bautnya sudah pada ilang buat di loakin lagi. (ckckck)

15. Cuma di Indonesia, JALAN RAYA bisa jadi kolam renang

16. Cuma di Indonesia, orang bisa nyebrang di jalan tol

17. Cuma di Indonesia kita bisa LESEHAN di atas kereta api yang sedang melaju cepat

18. Cuma di Indonesia pemerintahnya bisa menjual nyawa rakyatnya yang TKI dengan imbalan yang gak jelas juntrungannya

19. Cuma di Indonesia kita bisa menonton DVD dengan kualitas bagus hanya dengan membayar kurang lebih Rp. 5000!

20. Cuma di Indonesia Presidennya sibuk ngurusin penampilan pribadinya daripada ngurusin kewajibannya

BANGSA YANG LAPAR

Bangsa ini hidup dinegeri lapar.

Lapar sandang, lapar papan, lapar ilmu, lapar bijak, lapar cinta, lapar kejayaan.

Kelaparan menggerogoti badan, jiwa, rasa & akal.

Politik menjadi seni bertahta,

Kampanye menjadi seni berbohong.

Hukum menjadi komoditas,

Keadilan terpuruk dikeranda mayat.

Media bergoyang dimenara gading,

Militer berkubang dialam gaib.

Negeri ini digadai karena pengelola negeri yang lapar komisi.

Negeri ini kehilangan harga diri karena pengelola negeri yang lapar pengakuan.

Negeri ini tercabik karena pengelola negara yang lapar sensasi.

Karena pengelola negara bertahta diwilayah dongeng,

maka rakyat mengadu ke cakrawala.

Energi kami rakyat jelata, sudah kami titipkan pada saudara-saudaraku Tenaga Kerja Indonesia

karena kami lapar semangat bertarung hidup mereka.

Energi kami rakyat jelata, sudah kami titipkan pada sang saka merah-putih

karena kami lapar kibar kejayaan tahan derita

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Karena Suara Kami Tak Mau Lagi Kau Dengar

Karena suara kami tak mau lagi kau dengar,

maka kami telah mengeluh di jalan-jalan.

Karena suara kami tak mau lagi kau dengar,

maka kami telah berteriak ditaman-taman,

Karena suara kami tak mau lagi kau dengar,

maka kami telah meratap ke cakrawala,

Karena suara kami tak mau lagi kau dengar,

maka kami akan menghampirimu ditahta kuasamu.

DIRGAYAHU INDONESIA ku

Kitalah Rakyat

Kitalah rakyat yang lapar, yang berharap pada pemerintah korup.

Kitalah rakyat yang gelisah, yang berharap pada pemerintah mungkar.

Kitalah rakyat yang terhasut, yang berharap pada pemerintah ingkar.

Kitalah rakyat yang terbuai, yang berharap pada pemerintah munafik.

Kitalah rakyat yang terzolimi karena pemerintah yang menjual kebanggaan negeri.

Jika kehendak rakyat & implementasi pemerintah tak lagi sejalan,

Maka pemerintah ini tak pantas lagi mengelola negeri. 

 (Utje.GP - 07022011)

LOVE MESSAGES

I love my life beacuse it gave me you, I love you because you are my life.


A candle may melt and its fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.


A kiss is as drinking salty water: you drink and your thirst will increase.


If 10 people care for you, one of them is me, if 1 person cares for you that would be me again, if no 1 cares for you that means i'm not in this world.


Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is true.


Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too, never want to spend any of them without you.


Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.


Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.


You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!


If kisses were the water I would give you the sea, if hugs were the leaves I would give you a tree, but if love was time, I would give you eternity.


Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.


Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.


You can never stop loving someone, u just learn to live without them.


It's been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don't believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again


If you can spend an hour in my mind, a minute in my heart, a second in my soul, you'll know how much love I have for you.


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.


I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.


If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.


There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.


There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!


If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.


In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.


There is no remedy for love but to love more.